My little Piece of Nowhere

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I know.

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( Challenges )

So last night I sliced half of my finger open on one of the slicers at work. It's about a quarter of an nch deep and goes from my nail and down to my knuckle. They determined that I didn't need stitches, so therefore I didn't need to go to hospital. Still, they did ask me if I wanted to go. I said nay, because I don't have insurance. Then I went back to work.

Just to find out later they would have had to pay for it...yet they didn't tell me that...

Anyway so I ended up staying up till 8 in the morning, bawling my eyes out because it hurt so damn much. Jamie woke me up at 2, so I could call into work. I did so but in my half awake and half still pissed about my finger ended up quitting.

After I did it I just kinda stood there for a moment, before I started screaming about how we're going to starve to death.

So, to begin the job hunting! Once More!

:((

AHH! Okay. AMAZINGNESS IS AT HAND! My gift for SnarryHols was posted...well yesterday, but I just got to it(DAMN YOU WORK)! A True Match is absolutely amazing and wonderful and every other positive adjective you can think of. Go reads now.

And now onto a bit of holiday joy with a side of rant about "real" families and a dessert full of pictures.

( Rant about 'Family' )
Link to Some Pictures.

Title: Almost Memories
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairly Odd Parents. Though that would rock if I did.
Summary: Some times, you have to break 'Da Rules for the ones you love.
Word Count: 100
Pairing/Number: 19. Cosmo/Timmy
Table Link: Here.
Author's Note: I know. I'm weird. Oh! Take the icon if you want. Just credit me? Please? TAKE IT PLEASE! God I am such a pedo...but Timmy and Cosmo are just so cute! Also, 100 word drabbles are my weak spot. I'm trying to fix that. *crosses fingers*

The art for the icon was made by brad'sgurl on deviantart. She gave me permission to use her art and she is just an amazing person! Also, go check out her art as well! GO NOW! Please?

( Clicky for Ficy...And Icon )

I
AM
SO
HAPPY
ALL
I
CAN
DO
IS
CRY!

WOOT! I feel like a real person. I took a Dr. Pepper and my Cloud plushie, and ignored the strange stares. Cloud and I both wanted to vote for Obama so when he saw McCain's name he tried to attack the machine with his buster sword. Thank the lord I was able to stop him in time. I let him wear the I voted sign tough. I hope everyone gets out to vote. It truly is a wondrous experience! :D

( Cut for cute picture and banner )

Title: Miserable
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. No Seriously.
Summary: Discrimination is just wrong.
Word Count: 267
Pairing/Number: 1. Harry/Snape
Table Link: Here.
Author's Note: I know. I'm weird. Oh! Take the damn icon if you want. Just credit me? Please? TAKE IT PLEASE! Show your support for No On 8! And for Snarry! And for snarky!Snape. Or for icon making. Take your pic! :D

( Clicky for Ficy...And Icon )

Okay I finished the table. Here is the official challenge to myself:

Before November 30th I want to write at least a 100 word drabble for each of these pairings. I will also try to make an icon for each of the pairings as well. May or may not have anything to do with the story accompanying it.

Table is Here

After this I will actually post the first story of the table. WOOT!

I got's adult dragons! YAY! I so happy. I so happy I speak broken engrish! YAY BROKEN ENGRISH!

I finally got my Snarry Hols fic sent in. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Copy this sentence into your insanejournal if you're in a heterosexual marriageengagement(a.k.a. living in sin), and you don't want it "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.

( Rant about Marriage )

On a lighter note, I've decided I'm not going to even attempt NaNoWriMo. After my spectacular failure last year, I thought that I would go through a different trial. Instead of an original novel, I made a table with a list of 27 pairings I have either loved writing or wanted to write. I have changed it almost daily but the point is this. I want to finish this table by the end of November.

As you can see there are two empty spaces. If you have any pairings you would like to request, go ahead! Please? Pretty Please? If you don't want a fic request an Icon and I'll put that there <3

( Table is Here )

EDIT: I forgot! My eggs hatched! WOOT! Then I got another one ^^;; Are my babies beautiful?

They've almost hatched! My precious....I can't wait to name them! I have a few ideas already! :D

It's 6 in the morning. I have to work at 3 and Jamie has to be awake in 7 minutes.

I have links to Scrubs slash, Snarry slash, Inuyasha incest slash, Harry/Scorpius slash, the new Naruto manga that I have yet to read, and a page where one could buy a shovel all up on my laptop at one time.

Plus a IM conversation with blueblade_rose about what would happen during the pre- and post- hiding a body incident.

Bitlord is downloading Reba Season 1 and 'Who's Nailin Palin?' at the same time, and I am constantly checking my email to see if my fic, where Harry and Snape do the naughty, is done being beta'd.

I have three cigarettes left, and all I want, more than anything, is for my damn eggs to hatch.

I wish they had covered this stuff in Disney movies.

1. I have decided to run away and join a commune, run by me and a few of my friends. I told them I would go as long as I we could have internet. A life without slash is no life at all, I say! They said okay. We're thinking Puerto Rico. Imagine it? No whiny family, no stupid landlord, no stupid election, no bigoted religious nuts, and, the best part, no Kroger Deli. Hmm....So happy.

2. I can't stop playing this thing. I wants my eggs to hatch so bad....

I blame everyone IJ who had these things. And by blame, I mean love for giving me a new obsession.

I had to ask for an extension for my Snarry hols fic so my Beta could have some extra time, and she seems to dissappeared. So I'm a week late, two days late on my extension, and I'm sitting here with a 10k word fic with atrocious grammar.

Would anyone be willing to just do a quick look over? Please! I know it's quite long but I'm out of choices. Please?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

IF ONE MORE THING GOES WRONG WITH THIS DAMN STORY I'M GOING TO SET MY LAPTOP ON FIRE! I MEAN IT!

I JUST WANT SOMETHING TO GO RIGHT!

ONE LITTLE THING TO GO RIGHT! HOW IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?? AM I TALKING TO A WALL??? GOD! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST SNAPE/HARRY GOODNESS?

I MEAN BESIDE THE OBVIOUS?

TAKE PITY! PLEASE!!

ARGH!!

(DETAILS WILL BE COMING WHEN I CAN STOP ANGSTING IN CAPS)

I made a soundtrack of my life. Check it!

1. Fly Me to The Moon - Frank Sinatra
2. Wonderful - Everclear
3. I'm not Okay - MCR
4. Eulogy - Tool
5. Is there Life Out There - Reba
6. John Cale - Hallejuiah
7. Queen - Somebody to Love
8. Alan Jackson - Five O'Clock somewhere
9. Meatloaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Lights
10. Atomic Garden - Bad Religion
11. Wouldn't it Be Nice - Beach Boys
12. Traveling Soldier - Dixie Chicks
13. Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
14. Holding Out For A Hero - Jennifer Saunders
15. Soul Asylm - Runaway Train
16. Because of You - Reba and Kelly
17. Journey - Don't Stop Believin
18. I will survive - Gloria Gaynor
19. Old Time Rock and Roll - Bob Seger


I'm weird...Here's a project-playlist version of the soundtrack: http://view.playlist.com/12660598795.

Late B-day/Early Christmas present for blueblade_rose.



Tee Hee.

MY POWER! MY POWER IS BACK! OMG! OMG! IT'S BACK! I CAN SEE! IT'S SO DAMN AMAZING!

Being the only girl in a house of guys has taught me very valuable lesson.

Give up all hopes and dreams. No seriously. Just stop.

Posting to prove I'm not dead! Internet is iffy along with RL stuff loading me down.

( Cut for RL crap. )