I'm serious as a heart attack when I say this: I love my country. I really do. I love the fact that our culture is that we have no culture. I love the insane level of patriotism we have. I love barbecues, hot dogs, fireworks, broken pick-up trucks, fast food, stars and stripes, loud drunken hicks at dive bars, Bruce Springsteen, Toby Keith, and our boys in blue, red, and camo.
But I swear to god if we keep going with this 'EXTREMIST BANDWAGON' trend we're on at the moment, I am going to pack up and run.
We pay some of the lowest taxes in the world and yet people are out throwing sexual innuendos on the White House lawn. Why? Do you know? I'm not sure I really know.
Because the top one percent of American's may see their taxes raise a bit?
Because we bailed out some businesses that control a good fraction of American jobs?
Because Obama gets up there and speaks like an honest human being instead of throwing a load of shit at us?
Because the gays are getting married? (I'm going with this one.)
While I may not know whether the stimulus will work the way we want it to, I do know this. There is only one 100% absolutely positive way to make sure we end up in a Depression.
Doing Absolutely Nothing.
Also, do you people even know what a grassroots movement is? Wait, don't answer that. No matter what you say, I promise, I already know the answer.
Idiots.